Oh my god, this! People who have never been poor do not understand how important it often is to present themselves as well as possible, to be the
“good” poor person who is clearly “trying.” If you can scrounge up the clothes and make yourself look presentable, maybe that job will hire you, or at the very least maybe…

She just set herself up to get dragged to dust by Samantha Bee tho

Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

He’s cheated on Melania, I’m sure. That’s his MO.

I hope if nothing else this illustrates why local elections of state representatives are actually important. (Although admittedly voters often have crappy choices from which to pick). I’m not dumping on LA because hey, I live in MS and I have no doubt it’s worse here. But I swear it seems that every time some person…

The problem with your thought is that the carnage described won’t happen to Bernie Bros. Hypothetically, not much will be different for a straight white dude if Trump is elected (I say this as a straight white dude). Now I’m banking on them making a good decision if they have 1) empathy + 2) friends/family who are:…

Dude yes. You know that Citizens United case that Bernie keeps railing about? You know what needs to happen to overturn that ruling? A fifth liberal justice on the Supreme Court. Without that, it doesn’t matter what kind of law we pass or what kind of executive decision a liberal president issues. Campaign finance…

He already lost me with this exact crap.

Fuck economic inequality, fuck racism, fuck LGBT+ rights, fuck endless war, fuck climate change.

Here’s a reply I got yesterday from one of these supposed yetis — Sanders supporters vowing to vote Trump. It concludes: “...even if it means putting Donald Trump in the Ofal Office [sic].” [Sic]

also, maybe he realized (or more likely, his lawyers told him) that it’s pretty damn hard to win a defamation case if everything is true

This is the difference in how the world treats men and women, in a way. For men, being monogamous isn’t expected until the day of the wedding. For women being monogamous is expected (sometimes from birth) upon acceptance of the first date. It’s really and truly about possession and how this society views men and women…

Hahahahahaha Riley Curry is coming for Oprah’s throne. Believe it.

Especially when she finally goes “I’m not a love struck teenager anymore. I don’t have the energy or the desire to keep doing this and I’m leaving while I still have some physically good, functional years left.” Can you imagine staying until you had a medical crisis, then expecting Ozzy to step up to the plate? I…

But they can’t because all the other parents are doing it.

“she should meet his insults with a cheery silence”

Oh, what do you mean, LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS PIECE OF ASS:

For anyone interested, they did publish their results

Resist if you can...