They’re not “feminists”. They’re forced birthers.

Surprisingly enough, it’s possible to get lovely gifts from Tiffany for less than $100. They ship for free and recipients will sometimes cry when they see that blue box.

There was a phone call made yesterday morning and those boxes (and whatever is inside them) materialized at the Trump penthouse an hour later.

I work at home. There will be no inaugural coverage on at our house on Friday. I also asked my husband if he would please work from home that day; I do not have a good feeling about what may be happening in cities of any size during and after the inauguration.

Just as long as the meeting is available via PPV.

Ivanka doesn’t have a budget. Melania’s budget is $300 as well. Trump has priorities.

Rob Schneider:

Where were they, then? I sure as hell didn’t see them on any TV coverage, and we live in an alleged Sanders “stronghold”.

“a diverse coalition that he never enjoyed or made a real effort to build.”

Just throwing this one out there, for those who are also old AF and remember this stuff.

I am worried about potential violence/civil unrest as well.

We’re 90 miles from the border, believe it or not.

All the tears.

We both know she would sue if she heard anyone intimating she’s bigger than a size 2. So would her husband. #vanitysizing

I don’t think she has as many dresses as President Pussygrabber wants others to believe she does.

Believe me, I realize how lucky I was. It was a couple of months and it was over, but those two months sucked mightily. I’m sure Pat Toomey would love to hear about them.

Maybe I should call him and expound on the joys of flooding — those couple of months before menopause, during which one must change tampon/pad/underwear and outer clothing multiple times per day. This only lasted a couple of months, but I still remember what it was like.

A piece of that WikiLeaks Democratic doc dump was a family member’s CC number, his Social Security number, our address and other identifying information. After all, fuck us that we dared to make a contribution to the Democratic Party. Thousands of innocent people were affected.

He’s married now! No more need to masturbate. He can pretend he’s having sex all he likes and then talk his bride into posting every breathless detail on Snapchat or Instagram!

There will be as little media coverage as possible. After all, the orange pustule won’t like being reminded that he’s not liked or legitimate.