I’m only sorry that the reporter didn’t follow up Ms. Trump’s poutrage with “If you’re so into proving how dedicated to child care you and your father are, why don’t you offer paid maternity leave and day care to your own staff?”

Oh, boo fucking hoo for Cinemark.

There’s already been a mass shooting at a McDonald’s. McDonald’s closed the store in question and created a memorial instead, IIRC.

I have never been so glad that Josh Brown no longer kicks for the Seahawks.

I bet my husband $20 that the playing of the National Anthem will either happen before the teams exit the locker room or be dispensed with at NFL games within the next two weeks.

And this is exactly why Oprah Winfrey chose her book and not Jennifer Weiner’s. Another Oprah choice: Elizabeth Gilbert.

I think Jennifer Weiner should be proud of the fact she wasn’t chosen by Oprah. There, I said it. Jennifer Weiner and her work were deemed “not literary enough” by Oprah’s publicist? I’m pretty sure Ms. Weiner will be drying her tears with the printout of her royalty banking statements.

Why should Hillary Clinton give a shit what Reince Priebus and Frank Luntz think about anything at all?

Amy Trask is tougher than Roger Goodell will ever be. I would love to see her become the commissioner of the NFL. I amuse myself with the thought that Jones, Kraft, and Irsay would wet their pants when she walked into the first meeting.

Considering the fact that all Seahawks players and most fans live in Seattle, whose police department is still under Department of Justice monitoring after a series of racially-motivated shootings and other irregular police actions, one might think the players have more than a bit of concern for their own safety.

I’m always expecting Lauer to look at the male he’s inevitably fawning over and say, “Bros before ho’s. Am I right?”

I’m good for $20 if Samantha Bee requires some additional compensation to deal with that waste of human skin.

My husband has said before he’d like to be a Nordstrom bra fitter. I worry about what will happen when he finds out that Mariah Carey has a boob assistant.

Considering the fact that David Brock noted in 2002 that Ann Coulter lived on “cigarettes and Chardonnay”, one has to wonder how the producers managed to keep her standing upright long enough to make any comments at all.

Roseanne Barr was roasted by Comedy Central. So was Pamela Anderson.

I just spent some time this morning reading the same kind of bullshit on our community message board. We live in a rural area. Coyotes and other predators have been snacking on the outdoor cat population in our town for the past three months, according to the numerous missing cat notices on said bulletin board. My…

Perhaps you might want to read to the bottom of the following article. It seems that Homeland Security was issuing warnings about “mass shootings” in movie theaters and asked theater chains to increase their security. This information was not allowed to be introduced in court by the plaintiffs.

Tom Brady is a Donald Trump supporter.

My kindergarten teacher would only allow the students in her class to go to the bathroom at pre-determined times. There was a bathroom in the classroom, so it wasn’t like she had to obtain additional supervision for the class if a child had to go.

There have been several shootings at Wal-Marts around the country in the past five years. It seems that Wal-Mart also carries guns and ammo, which is convenient.