What’s next? She binge-watched Game of Thrones while wearing yoga pants and making her way through a Costco-sized bag of Cheetos?

Once upon a time (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) I met my husband through a personals ad. I was a shy introvert who truly disliked dating and was not (and still isn’t) HWP. (Height-weight proportionate, for those who don’t speak the 90's lingo.) I ran three ads. The first ad stated I was a blonde. It got 400…

No mind-blowing sports romance on Deadspin today? C’mon. You know you want to.

You know it’s bad when her colleagues (namely Debra Messing and Jamie Lee Curtis) spent most of the morning calling her ass out on social media...

Ladies, it’s not a joke. Your reproductive rights are under direct attack. And if Trump or Cruz is elected, Roe v. Wade will be repealed as quickly as they can get the votes.

Neato.

FML.