See you start him on fire first and THEN ignore him, solves the problem completely.

Seriously. This is the longest sentencing I’ve ever seen.

If he killed himself tonight, millions of people would cheer. He has to know that. It must be a weird feeling.

When’s this motherfucker headed to jail again? Can we make that day a national holiday?

He needs work that earns money. Those “Charles in Charge” checks can’t last forever.

Nah, he’s got a flourishing asshole business going, why stop now?

Don’t worry, folks. NBC has a fallback plan...

If you can watch this without wanting to kill yourself I applaud you.

Barf Jr took over the family business a few years ago. What happened to Barf Sr?

I loved “Figure It Out.” My mom happened to walk by while I was watching and said, “It’s ‘What’s My Line’ for kids.” She also made a similar comment about the ABC Family show “I’m Telling,” comparing it to “The Newlywed Game.”

We all did!

No shame: I had a huge crush on Moose.

Get back to me when they reboot the one-two punch of Double Dare and Figure It Out.

Nickelodeon still owes all their slime imagery to YCDTOTV. And it’s like they completely ignored that this show existed for more than 20 years. Ever since they started producing original shows, they completely erased all mentions of all the Canadian content that propped up their network.

I’m not sure about ghosts, but if demons aren’t real, how do you explain Ann Coulter?

See my note above... If you want to see it in your area, then Fox will gladly send the DCP to any theatre that would like to schedule it.

If there’s one movie that shouldn’t/doesn’t ever need to be remade, it’s Suspiria. WHY? It’s already perfect. I didn’t know this was a thing and I’m 100% against it.

I saw this a few years ago here in Brisbane at the Gallery of Modern Art during one of their retrospectives. The print was from its first release, and was absolutely terrible - scratchy, jumpy, and had many of the most violent parts literally cut out of the print itself. But the audience was so much worse. The strange…

with this and Phantom Of The Paradise, I always had a big crush on Jessica Harper.

I got the chance to see this in a theatre recently; unfortunately, it was part of an all-night horror festival, and the audience was only there to be rowdy and talk throughout the movie. Boo! It was one of the first movies I ever bought when I first got a DVD, btw.