I will watch Dynasty because I know it will be terrible and I will love every moment of it!

I love the typo at the end of the article… "Snatches" would have been a hilarious title.

He most definitely WAS! He found her after she faked her death and moved to L.A. Ahhhh… the trashiness. I LIVE for it.

That's too bad because that shit was super surreal and vivid.

My sister is dying of cancer.

I say "Let's try!"

The original Melrose Place was my extreme guilty pleasure (which he was on, not the CW reboot!) but he was a prick on that show and apparently a prick in real life. "'Truth and Honor' while ignoring my immigrant roots". Fuck that!

I believe I moved "the fuck on" every moment I would hear them on the radio by changing the station.

1. Sucky
2. A sense of humor, a kind smile, and beautiful eyes
3. Right now in my life: Not very
4. Booze and reading on my patio

I know it's trite, but you just have to be there for her. See what she needs, show up with flowers (if that's allowed)… basically just be a nice spot in her day.
My sister is now on hospice care and it's truly heartbreaking to see her withering away. But I just make her comfortable and help get her whatever she…

Elastica AND Suede back to back! I love it!

Only the new Slowdive. On repeat. It's a very, very good album.

I would love to hear the whole song in Teddy's voice.

She didn't want to admit that it's really all of the tequila she consumes that makes her gassy.

Oh God! How did I get here?

What about naming your kid Anferny?

I don't understand why you don't get more dates…

Oh man. Classic Jerry Seinfeld.

That song (on a bad day) can legit make me cry. In private, of course.

The new Slowdive is like the complete essence of Slowdive, not a single misstep in the whole fucking album. Completely worth the wait!