Unfortunately, yes. My friends are aliens. Aliens with better taste in film than I have apparently.

I was just talking about this with some friends of mine and none of them had ever heard of it!

Upvoted for "fuck-starved".

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!! Oliver isn't doing reviews this year????

I don't know Sharon's controversy stories in their entirety, but she has definitely been doing a LOT more drugs.

"It's showtime, Synergy!"
Also, I love Jem with my childhood heart, but this looks terrible.

I really prefer the original version and I HATE "Queen of Hearts" with a passion.

"Outta My Way" by the Misfits kills the Holograms. ;-) Plus "Open a Book" is totally lame.

That was super cute! Animal can make any day better.

Yes, please!

I want photos of The Misfits! And I think this picture looks fairly dreadful, Jem looks like a drag queen. Which could be cool but it's already been done thanks to "Jizz"

The Misfits WERE the better band! Stormer for EVER!!!

Best part of the movie.
Another great part: When Justice is fighting with Iesha and Janet Jackson's AWFUL reading of the line "You acting just like my mother!". My siblings and I always get a laugh out of that one.

Cristal: Where do you dance at, darlin'?
Nomi: Umm… at the Cheetah
Cristal: I don't know how good you are darlin', and I don't know what it is you're good at, but if you're at the Cheetah, it's not dancing… I know that much.
Nomi: You don't know SHIT!!!

This is a silly idea, but I like it. Especially the Chip N' Dale's Rescue Rangers emulator since I love, and always will love, that game. Mid to Late Nintendo-era Capcom was the shit back in the day!

Nightcrawler did something to him, man! He hasn't been right ever since!

I'm so late to respond!
I agree but I think it's also her artistic sensibilities at war with actual reality. But I'm only a quarter of a way through, so I'm not an expert on the narrator as of yet.

I was hoping I wasn't beaten to the punch but I was!
Bravo!

Just show the original ones, please.

I feel that she speaks for a lot of 30-somethings that found a career that they were good at but one that doesn't satisfy the soul. Her vehemence is a little satisfying right now, it being the dead of winter and all.