Oh man, that was fucking bleak. Beautiful and profound, but… damn.

And it was fucking beautiful.

Yeah, if you're not into it, Man Mustard could be considered nasty.

I hated my name as a kid.. but I like it now. American Psycho did it for me… even though the book is pretty disgusting.

You were supposed to pull the trunk and the light bulb would go on!

That's what I thought when I read that name too! FUCK YEAH KYUSS!!!

My co-worker just jumped because your comment made me bark with laughter!

That pooch isn't too shabby either. Anyway, Morrissey sucks.

Extra zesty snark sauce on the side, please!

The book was actually pretty cool, but it set itself up as a series of novels, so now I refuse to pick up the next book because I'm tired of everything having to be serialized.

Hey there, you know what? This Halloween we're giving out hugs

EXXXXXTREEME lawsuit, brah!!

Pun threads are a sin

Oooh! Break out the Burn Book!!!!

Thank you Derrick. I will now be purchasing this.

All I remember about these things were that their heads went up their asses and they turned into a ball. And that all of the Popple toys at my day care always smelled like piss.

Pure poetry, man.

I think everything needs more xenomorphs, Ridley Scott!

"I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon" SMACK!

Jordan was the cutest! And I've always wanted to sled down a flight of ice stairs.