Do you want to watch cheese or snow?

"Let me in the fucking house!"

2016?!? What are you waiting for, huh?!? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOOORRRR!?!

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw"
also
"Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?"

and it's completely disgusting and hilarious in equal measure. What a fun and underrated movie.

Kidder absolutely rules in Black Christmas… "You can't rape a townie."

True, but once Hussey starts freaking out "Phil! Barb! Answer me!!!" it gets pretty great.

Sorority Row is fucking hilarious though. And the Black Xmas remake completely squandered a decent cast and a great premise. But the original is still one of my faves.

Oh okay, then come over and play!

I loved playing Fireball Island with my family. Especially with my mom because she HATED it and was always annoyed when I picked it. Plus, the game was super fun… she just hated the amount of time it took to set up.

I think that sounds AWESOME.

You should come out to Alexandria and I can beat your ass at Mario Kart!

I hope he takes care of all of his Invisible Monsters before losing too much money on this project.

I think it looks fun! It seems to capture the trashiness of the original while seeming like a slick slasher flick from the early 2000s.

You are, as always, fabulous!

I second you on that… and I know they have their bad points but I rather like the first Resident Evil and Silent Hill movies.

Love you Joan. You were a great entertainer. RIP.

I know you're a guy, I was just playing with you. From one dude who loves big men to another, amen. ;-)

Well, I'm sure he'll hear all about that smirk when he goes to hell.

Poor poor Manuel.