I know! Now that they use different music I end up having to look at the tv before I change it. Looking into those big, wet, innocent eyes. *sigh* Thank god for the 'Last' button on the remote; it's my quickest route away!

Well it is a whole soccer team fucking a whole other soccer team…

Wow this is just as sad and depressing as the ASCPA commercials. And those force me to change the channel!

Goddamn… the names just keep getting weirder and weirder for the bots. And I love the stage direction "As Thelma". It's perfect the way it is.

Fuck.

I guess you could say this article had you laughing all the way to the Snark Bank, eh?

Fantastic album! I love "Have Mercy" so much and "Portland, Oregon" is still great. Let's get a pitcher of sloe gin fizz to go!

Wolfman's got 'tude! … Wait, that's not right…

She must be using potions!

OH! My fave!

Remember my motto: FUCK AN AD-HOC! FUCK THOSE STUPID REQUESTS! FUCK 'EM!!!

Amen! She's a gem!

A Maniac Mansion movie would be great! Feed the plant soda! Watch the plant burp and then grow!

You show that dildo who's boss with your sexy lights, your sexy saxophone music, and your cleaned out self! 'Atta girl!

I love Hendrix but…. *POOTS*

"I'M TELLING!"

It's Martin Short… you know, the satanist? Remember Clifford ?

It only pisses me off when it plays something from the same album back to back… I can deal with a repeat artist.

JD is English but spent most of her childhood on Wundagore Mountain.
EDIT: And then the rest of her childhood/adolescence in a "coma".

That's really great! Usually all of the ladies I work with just whoop and holler. A sex noise would be a refreshing change.