Bring back Cocktail Hour! Shit… make it Cocktail Day!

I think quite a few jobs are shitty. I hope all of us find our new paths soon! Hear hear!

Ugh is right….

Hush, child.

Les Savy Fav - Yawn, Yawn, Yawn
Garbage - Bleed Like Me
Destiny's Child - Is She The Reason
Katy B. - Hard to Get
Missy Elliott - Take Away
The Killers - Be Still

Martini hour!

Too bad I have girlfriends that like to send me photos of their dumps. Womp womp.

I just got one of those calls! The ESL guy on the end of the line was like, "Your debt on your account is $3,000 dollars, correct?" I don't have any debt, so I was like "Ummm, what account is this regarding?" and he hung up real quick. It was stupid and it makes me sad that some people fall for that shit.

Agreed. I've watched the entire series twice (I love it a lot, TBH) but "Scott's Tots" is just the most uncomfortable episode of just about any show I've ever seen and I have to skip it. Computer batteries!

I didn't really think of Oscar as stuck up; I think he was more self

Pam mouths: "I'm sorry"

It taught me that toilets in the front yard are always classy.

And HOW!

Thank you, Souse! I used to think Chicken and Waffles was disgusting until I actually tried it… it's so good when done right.

Hit up GBD sometime in DC. The Frankenbutter (tobasco and butter) with their chicken and waffles is AMAZING

I laughed out loud to this. And now my coworker is staring at me. WORTH IT!

I have found that going to the "right" therapist (one that you can actually talk to) does really help get shit worked out in your mind. Yeah, weed works for a while but therapy for a period of time can work wonders. Do what you need to do, but know that there is a little extra help out there.

Franz Ferdinand - Evil and a Heathen
Louis Armstrong - A Kiss to Build a Dream On
Santigold - This Isn't Our Parade
The National - Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks
The Beatles - Girl
Kelis - Bless the Telephone

I was gonna ask you what the fuck Costco you've been going to. Now I have to hit the DC store…

You're just not cynical enough yet. Give it time.