Oh you!

What about good ol' The Motherfucking Shore Patrol? Haven't seen that dude in years!

I totally agree… it was a nice exploration of a POSSIBLE mid-life crisis in the art world but it was ultimately pointless. And what an anti-climax!

I personally loved 'The Hours' and 'Specimen Days' is great too. I recommend both highly.

You damn right!!!

Are you the babysitter?

Middle school fucking sucked. It was awful and the kids were pieces of shit. Now, with that said, I met my best friends in middle school and we are still tight to this day.

Let's fold scarves! OK!

I'm so excited! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO….scared!

Can't wait for the movie!

Damn you're lucky. I unfortunately do know that it exists thanks to my in-laws.

A PINK helicopter?

I like to keep it simple. Just give me SantiGold and I'm good.

He seems more like a Bowser man to me.

Ooops! I forgot about you! And you're right, you do make me laugh. Aw damn!

I love Judge Judy! But I'm not watching this circle jerk ode to her… on CBS, natch.

The name 'Cam Gigandet' never fails to make me laugh. A sentient penis 'person' however gives me pause…

Poor, poor Andrew.

Hon, we all know Rio sucks for both Jerrica and Jem… but can you imagine her with Riot? UGH! *I know far too much about this cartoon*

Assassin's Cock. Awards Bait!