Exhaust tips are like lipstick on a prostitute’s asshole.

If you’re not showing me how to make a towel swan, you’re not fulfilling the promise of the headline.

actually. irony doesn’t exist. it’s just something english teachers came up with in the 1960s.

Welcome to jalopnik where the words mean nothing and only the clicks matter.

You’d probably have a dented propane tank.

cannot upvote this enough.  I’ve been using it so long I don’t even know what the net looks like with ads anymore.

“Your Mom’s so fat she can make an F150 flash 4 bars”  

Agreed. This seems like one of the few truly useful “innovations”.

I call BS on the truck tailgates. Those features are legitimately useful

That’s what I’m worried about. I come here to avoid the usual social media hellscape, but it’s been popping up more and more on Jalopnik. I don’t want to drop this site too.

I think that is current state of most news/media stuff :/ I’ve really pared down the places I read from primarily due to the same stories being repeated so frequently, and I don’t even use social media. 

Who made the hairbrained idea to include a 400W inverter that they’ve been using since 2005 in the Tacoma into the 2022 Tundra when Ford’s F150 Hybrid offers an optional 7.2KW unit?

Honestly, the knob is fine here. A column shift would have had nostalgia value, but you just spin that little knob all the way to the right when you go, to the left when you stop, and that’s it. It’s easy and simple.

No, the last thing I want to do is remember Pimp My Ride. Yeesh.

Wow. Raisinets, and no mention of Necco Wafers? Raisinets are delightful. I voluntarily buy boxes of Rainsinets at the theater and Five Below. And peppermints are great. Sure, they’re more of a Christmas candy, but it adds some diversity to a bucket full of Skittles and Snickers. I’ll give you wax lips and Sugar…

Big truck / SUV means small penis. It’s totally a normal size, guys; my wife assures me.

Shhh. Let me set the hook and see where this fish goes.

Sir, it appears your facetiousness detector was not brought in for its last calibration. Please attend to that before expressing further umbrage on the internet.

They could just shut it down if they wanted to, right? So the more logical conclusion is that they just don’t care anymore, but are happy to take any money it might generate.

It is really quite simple: people like two doors but dont buy them, and people like the handling a low center of gravity gives you but dont buy it. Customers are the worst people on the planet, no matter the industry.