The cop went home and shot a flower pot, because damn it something had to die that day.

Meanwhile at CarMax...

Yesss!!! Finally!

Maybe I’m getting old, but the styling on bikes these days seems unnecessarily busy and, uh, not smooth? Looks like a robotic insect.

Guy’s name is Mohamed, case closed.

Unclear motives? Did you get the from Obama Press Corps?

Religion of peace, ladies and gents.

Is the router wireless?!?! Hyuck Hyuck! ... k bye

Is the router wireless?!?! Hyuck Hyuck! ... k bye

I have the (near-identical) Craftsman version of this. I wouldn’t get this if you were a pro whose tools were responsible for feeding your family. That being said, I just renovated a house with one of these and I love it. When/If mine wears out, I’ll be buying another one.

I have the (near-identical) Craftsman version of this. I wouldn’t get this if you were a pro whose tools were…

And the right kind of herpes

They honestly couldn’t have made the new Prius uglier. What the fuck.

From what I gather then... loud pipes do not actually save lives?

Ride like they’re trying to kill you.

Kind of happy this guy’s truck gets fucked up.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Plot twist : the guy then pawned the car seat and bought meth.

Yes, NO.

No.

I can’t believe WSDOT ran the ferrys last night. The wind was so strong that parts of my fence blew over!