Whether men serve as tops and bottoms affects their susceptibility to various STDs. Additionally gay men face numerous problems with mental health and substance abuse. It seems to me that this information regarding their sexual patterns and sexual satisfaction could inform discussions of all of those issues.

It's Lou-is. His show is called "Louie" which is pronounced Lou-ee.

What about the equal protection argument, which is that if states decide to recognize the institution of marriage (which they all do) than they must do so for both straight and gay couples? If the Supreme Court of the United States eventually adopts this, it's still not technically the federal government imposing gay…

You mixed up the order of "fucking" and "love".

Yeah that makes sense. Bristol definitely would have been in the spotlight whether or not she became the spokeswoman for a national abstinence campaign, specifically because she was the country's most famous teen mom. Or whether or not she posed for the cover of People magazine. OR whether or not she appeared on…

Benjamin Button approves.

In Naomi's defense she wore a nice floral gown to Albert's wedding ceremony.

Whether it's true or not I don't know, but the conventional wisdom on cyberbullying being terrible is that these kids can never escape it. You get your ass kicked at school or on the way home, and then you are at home, which for most kids is a relatively safe space. Or you hang out with your fellow geek friends on…

Considering what Naomi wore to the reception for Albert and Charlene's wedding, I would say it was a very smart move for someone who wanted to avoid being upstaged.

You're almost there, it's Anna not Maria. :-)

Another week, another zombie princess.

You committed an act of physical violence and then ran away. It was mild, the guy was being a jerk, and he was probably fine. However you were not involved in the situation and were not being threatened. I don't think people should applaud this.

The runner on the left ultimately one the heptathlon, which combines seven different events.

All I could think of during #9 is the "Sweet Dee is Dating a Retarded Person" episode of It's Always Sunny. Now whenever that girl looks at Kyle, she'll wonder. The seed has been planted...

Will you settle for this amazing costume instead?

There was a girl in my high school named Jennifer Lopez, who actually chose to have all of her friends start calling her J.Lo at the same time that nickname emerged for famous Jennifer Lopez. So I guess some people really choose to embrace it.

It's ostensibly me, Usher. In $250k of yellow diamonds.

Yes! I was going to say the same thing. Even if she's right, her off the handle rage does nothing to add to her credibility.

They looked like they might be American Girl dolls, which are trademarked characters. So if they were, or some other trademark character, that's probably why they were blurred, like reality shows do with clothing logos.

I wear this watch to tell time and remind myself that I am Usher. And also to remind myself that I'm an idiot.