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Oh I like that. Or if Jo Jo had a cat, she could have been like “get my cat out of a tree, like firemen do.” And watching a bunch of full grown men trying to coax an angry cat from a tree would be some good fucking TV.

Yeah, I think he means objectification not sexism, but his point is very valid. And it totally sucks to be objectified so Jon Snow, for once, you kinda know something maybe?

I’m not sure the best way to fight the patriarchy is to casually devalue the fact that it adversely affects men as well.

Kylie. Child. Friendly advice: if a guy goes by a name that IS NOT AN ACTUAL NAME, he is probably not boyfriend material. You already made this mistake once, why are you doing it again?

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

A friend and I lost it at a LACMA modern art show once. The filthy white couch took us to the brink and the 1/4 inch square wooden cube sitting on the floor and guarded by security so that no one stomped on it put us right over into laugh until you cry.

Kylie Jenner is still driving the car that she gave Tyga to give her.

Ugh...

Sadly, here in Canada we don’t have a lot to brag about either. In the city I just moved back to... the one I grew up in, I found out that the school board has now removed the condom machines from high schools. The middle schools only have tampons and my friends’ 13 yo kid got in trouble during school because her “sex

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

“You need to dress properly - it’s about respect!”

And he did invent cornflakes, along with his brother Will. They were intended to keep both the bowels and sexual organs of Sanitarium guests free of congestion. Eventually, Will decided to add sugar to the recipe and mass market the cereal. John did not support this

He probably just got an iPhone update on data instead of wifi.

So if she’s disliked simply because she’s a woman, then how can you have any honest discussion about the numerous reasons she shouldn’t be President? At the end of the day, you can dismiss all arguments as “Well of course they’d say that, she’s a woman”. It can’t possibly be because of her handling of this email

It was Hilary’s turn. Do you want me to explain this? If I do would anyone listen?

95% of sexual assault claims are true. The other 5% just happen to have been leveled against Bill Clinton.

Sorry, Jezebel doesn't acknowledge democrat victim blaming.

I think it’s just fantastic that the DNC somehow, some CRAZY how, has found the one, single, sole person in ALL OF THEIR PARTY NATIONWIDE who has a real shot at losing to Donald Trump. How did they do that? Burn this country down. It’s over. Surrender to Canada or maybe the UK will take us back.