I’m a fan of the classics.

For beginners, I recommend using the Konami code.

...leaked sex tapes have literally ruined lives.

Wrong. Millennials are in trouble because the baby boomers have robbed the system blind. Their greed has left the millenial generation (and all others) holding the bag for failed economic policies.

I didn’t think that Michigan wanted a spread offense.

I’ll tell you why that is for me. ‘cause I don’t wanna play video games with not-as-good looking people, be it male or female. I just don’t. The same way I wouldn’t hang an ugly painting in my bedroom. It’s not aesthetically pleasing. They’re not real people, they’d don’t have to have the issues I have. I don’t wanna…

I would buy the shit out of it if I could play as an all female group. But knowing Square, they’d probably call Limit Breaks (or their equivalent) PMS.

You can have it.

..A.. Darpa scientist cant hook up a TV or... Playstation..?

The golden rule isn’t really about being nice to people, its about not being shitty to people.

Who would do such a terrible, yet mildly amusing, thing?

$24 brand new? Or $24 used. There’s a big difference in both quality and whether or not you’ll catch the clap.

They blur the lines between good and evil.

Sure, I pirate games all the time. I’m also an avid buyer of games, both digital and physical. I have no money issues preventing me from buying EVERY game if that’s what I actually wanted to do.