Have you heard that she was voiced by Whoopi Goldberg? Not sure if you got the memo.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHENZI WAS VOICED BY WHOOPI GOLDBERG?!?!

I'll even add replace the toilet flush mechanism...it's just a skoshi involved as you need a couple of tools (adjustable-jaw wrench, bucket, maybe some pliers) but it's shockingly easy to repair.

I'm a pirate.. And I've also most likely spent more money on entertainment this year than you have. So fuck you too :)

So if they get stuck in an elevator forever does that make them Pirates Who Don't Do Anything?

Gwen, no!

First thing i thought of...

I'm terrible at Photoshop, so someone should make up a blank sweater with no sleeves that comes with a bunch of expensive DLC options for me :)

"Nowadays, people aren't interested in art that's not tattooed on fat guys."

Why does a self-driving car need the wipers going..?

Any particular reason there is a speed square in that stock photo?

God I cant stand looking at any more repayment articles... i just die a little more each day I have to worry about my student loans... tired of all the facebook posts about "loan forgiveness" under some hair brain scheme from Obama... and save the stories about how you need to "live like you were in college"... a…

Not mine, butt..

For the record, I was the one who officially debunked it here on Kotaku. Just letting the rest of you guys know. Because internet fame.

After careful consideration we bought two dishwashers in order to streamline our week.