I love the readout in my Range Rover Sport. It uses some pathetic algorithm that seems to use time as a factor to determine average MPG. So if I’m early since my last trip reset and just idling (say at a stoplight a few blocks away from the gas station), I’ll watch the MPG reading steadily drop from ~10 down to as low…

Is Colbert Santa Claus?

Am I the only one that thinks the first picture looks Photoshopped?

That’s what she sai—- wait, nevermind.

Allow me to break it down in a way that your simple mind might be able to understand.

I doubt you’d be able to follow the logic, given that it’d be buried under a mound of basic human decency and common courtesy. So... just “no” will suffice for the likes of you.

I believe they call that Sharia Law.

No.

I hope he had somebody in the back saying, “Take that, take that! Haha ha!!”

He probably just made three baskets in a row and then... wait, wrong sport. Nevermind.

I, for one, need a much bigger d. Wait...

Good thing it was a counterfeit Chinese blade.

Somebody behind both of them got a blue shell. Hate when that happens.

The 350Z was the last good Nissan. And even that was just good, not great.

Russian Space Ninja Turtles from Space.

I want to see this drifting through my white stuff.

Dyeing sucks.

Once, I peed out of a Nissan Frontier while a friend was driving at highway speed down the 405. I was a drunk college kid. Oh woops, I thought the title included ‘offender’...

I would let it dominate me.

What makes it special is that it has some semblance of being “official”, being that the schematics come from an actual longtime sponsor of Honda’s Super GT cars.