He’s saying the basis of why it is false is nonsense. And, really, it is. You’d have to be naive to believe otherwise. 

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

This is a horseshit take. Kelly Oubre just lost his shit over a hard foul. It was not a proportional response and he was suspended for being stupid. Don’t need to do mental gymnastics to try to to justify it.

Fuck you all. It was a pick. They happen about 1,000 times in a basketball game. Oubre should blame his teammates for not warning him about the pick. What a bunch of pussies.

He shoved him with his shoulder? Really? Because there’s certainly no two handed shove in there. Oubre got flattened because he didn’t see the pick coming and ran headlong into Olynyk. It’s generally a good idea to look in the direction you’re about sprint in before you do so. Even the retired head of refs said that…

I don’t like the Celtics, I don’t like Olykyk, I have no horse in this race, and yet: I think this take is dumb and bad. Olynyk didn’t shove Oubre, he set a (just barely ‘harder’ than normal) screen. Oubre didn’t just equally shove Olynyk, he took a running start at him after the whistle, and made nearly as much…

Its the playoffs. Don’t blame Olynyk because Oubre is soft.

That shouldn’t even be a hot take- it’s just common sense. I was at the game. I’m a Wizards fan, and have been my whole life. Oubre reacted stupidly and deserved to be ejected. The screen was moving, but it was just a hard screen- he didn’t do anything that deserved anything more than a regular foul. This whole…

This is a terrible analysis of the events. Refs called both fouls correctly, then you go into some racial tirade or something. What’s your point, that Oubre should have been allowed to shove after the whistle and not be ejected?

Just going to assume this is satire written from the perspective of “If Bill Simmons was a Wizards fan”, and not a sane human’s actual thoughts.

Am I watching a completely different video here? Olynyck did not “ flatten Washington’s Kelly Oubre Jr. with a chest-to-chest two-handed shove.” I have no idea WTF you are watching if that’s how you interpret what you saw.

Based off your assessment of Olynyk, you don’t watch basketball

War criminal. Fuck him.

Why do they deserve a subsidy though?? If they don’t make any money because they don’t generate any how is that anyone else’s weight to bear.

Never, ever wear Patriots gear no matter where you are.

You do know that it is not acceptable for the cops to sacrifice the safety of the public to cover their own cowardly asses right?

Good point. Police should be assumed to be lying until proven otherwise. (No snark)

Or alternatively if they had released this a year or two ago the Wii U would have had a completely different sales history

“commandos” you say. why do you say “commandos” and not “fighters” or “guerrillas” or “terrorists” ?