It’s his fetish

Best experience I ever had was at a Mazda dealer. Guy was so nice I felt bad when I decided against the Mazda 6 (although it’s a great car in its own right, especially in the new Signature trim). I also look at a Regal GS and had a hulking football-player sized man go through all the options in a nearly empty showroom…

Already tried dealing with the Kia dealer in my area... Eck.

Ey bud, gotta light?

I’ve been eyeballing the Giulia for a while now. The lease deals are pretty good. But now I’m considering a G70 as well! 

Yikes. You sound incredibly condescending. I mean, you’re basically mansplaining that the entire situation was fine, and she was overreacting? Double yikes.

Refrigerator standards 

Of course Black Panther wasn’t included. It’s not the best movie of the year.

Well you know, I’d equally believe that his wealth is all a sham, considering the massive conman he is and the bravado in how he presents himself. 

Using reverse-psychology, Bowflex finally gets Boomers and Millennials to exercise. More at 11 

Maybe the DSM fanboys?

OR I’LL WISH YOU INTO THE CORN FIELD

Have you gotten your hands on a Hertz Corvette yet? 

Like in every other list

An F350? In Boston city streets? Really? Let me guess, it’s lifted. 

By that logic, why drive at all?

Addiction isn’t a joke. These companies have SPECIFICALLY targeted teens in predatory advertising campaigns. This is a serious issue of corporations attempting to take advantage of vulnerable young people who are more likely to get addicted! I can’t even believe this non-take was posted.

Woah woah woah, link to Datsuns? Might be interested

Salesman *giggling* “Oh noooo, maintenance won’t be a problem sir. After all, you could just buy another one!”