Simple: I’ve channeled my inner Fancy Kristen and clicked NP off of the headline alone.

This, my friend, is not crack pipe territory. This is the finest freebased bath salt you can technically legally import from China to get some pep into your step before announcing you’re the next presidential candidate.

Yours truly,
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Yeah, but for a lot of people Volvo in particular (now that the game on Audi is up) is a way to sneak around in opulence. If people pay for your service/product, you may not want to flash them with a Merc or a Tesla.
There’s also a matter of liking your hardware to be low-maintenance, and Tesla still struggles with…

If anything, actual mopeds have seen a revival with the electric motors, so the name is “better” for Revel marketing team only.

It’d work better as a jab if you didn’t nail it with great first tune, but still:

Sometimes when describing a problem, more is less. Why even bring student loans into this? This is not a hard call, no wonder only hardcore fans went with HD.

Well... so was Ted Cruz (Calgary, Canada) and George Romney (Mexico, just for that extra hit of irony). But for some reason they didn’t get shit for it... Maybe some calls could be made to SA to “investigate” if he wasn’t born in an US embassy there?

Seen on Instagram living lavishly after being handed $50k because he was using those funds on himself, and just faking the info he fed to Musk....

Not the way these things work I’m afraid.

Have you not seen anyone fuelpie their Mustang?

Interesting, since running over unsupervised kids was the first risk I thought of.

Well you say that but:

Eh, true - but separated by an Atlantic, I boldly clicked NP.

Yeah, or Trump snitching on Pence? How stupid would that be?

Don’t knock it.
I’ve never touched the RAM version, but those larger lamps inspire hope. Changing lightbulb on Fiat/Citroen versions requires help of a sub 12 year old. 

Oh Jason. Sweet summer child.

Someone’s looking for a sugar daddy. 

The 1997 van for $5500 got a well deserved CP, so I can’t imagine this getting anywhere near 10k unless it was in pristine condition. Even then it’d be C. To clarify, for 1k it still would’ve been a CP - but at least a well priced one.

This is lighting up a crack pipe with a wad of $100 bills.

Not sure about the claim about BMW being amongst the worst made cars in the world (they do have high upkeep costs + target lease/ new car consumers which means it can be hard to find an older well maintained one), however keeping specifically to i3 vs Bolt:

How’s the transmission? Anytime I’ve heard or read about it, people claim there’s a noticeable multi second lag before the gear changes + reports of some gears just never working after a while.

I’m not a specialist either, but it seems every other manufacturer, as well as Chinese and Indian consumers are preparing for a downturn/recession, while Ford is like “F yeah, muscle cars and trucks, consumer optimism will last foreveeeeeer!”.
Just as they’ve been downgraded to junk stock.