You mean like what you’re doing with Henry Cavill just a few articles down?

Oh now all of a sudden bail reform don’t seem so good, huh? Fuck all y’all hypocrites. New Yorkers get what they vote for.

I’m losing count of all these black billionaires in systemically racist America.

What petty tyrants like Newsom always forget is that people value the constitution and refuse to let their leaders violate it.

Too bad condoms aren’t sold anywhere in Louisiana.

It’s literally not. Consult a dictionary.

“The President said he plans to visit African in 2023"

What a brave and honorable cop killer. They should put him on a stamp.

Ain’t nobody give a fuck about this ugly ass nepo baby. Let’s see if he still smiling after a good shake.

These bitches look like they suck a good ass dick tho. Fuck them dark ass hoes, gimme some Beyonce lookin bitches!

Those vibes are going to cross the billion dollar mark, unlike the woke vomit fests that underperformed and peaked at 750 million. You know the ones.

Leonard Maltin says it’s a whale of a tale that only a total blowhole would miss.

What an insincere cunt.

My father was a barber.

I wouldn’t call them insecurities as much as raging jealousy, but yeah, pretty much.

I can’t fucking stand this guy’s perfect cheekbones, perfect jawline, perfect, hair, perfect eyes, and perfect EVERYTHING. I just want to punch all that perfect.

I rememeber jacking off that that issue! Wonder if it’s still around somewhere.

Gay don’t pay.

I’d honestly rather take my kids to see this than the woke gay propaganda Disney’s been crapping out lately. Better they leave the theater crying than confused about their gender.