You mean like what you’re doing with Henry Cavill just a few articles down?

Oh now all of a sudden bail reform don’t seem so good, huh? Fuck all y’all hypocrites. New Yorkers get what they vote for.

I’m losing count of all these black billionaires in systemically racist America.

What petty tyrants like Newsom always forget is that people value the constitution and refuse to let their leaders violate it.

Too bad condoms aren’t sold anywhere in Louisiana.

It’s literally not. Consult a dictionary.

“The President said he plans to visit African in 2023"

What a brave and honorable cop killer. They should put him on a stamp.

Ain’t nobody give a fuck about this ugly ass nepo baby. Let’s see if he still smiling after a good shake.

These bitches look like they suck a good ass dick tho. Fuck them dark ass hoes, gimme some Beyonce lookin bitches!

Those vibes are going to cross the billion dollar mark, unlike the woke vomit fests that underperformed and peaked at 750 million. You know the ones.

Leonard Maltin says it’s a whale of a tale that only a total blowhole would miss.

What an insincere cunt.

My father was a barber.

I wouldn’t call them insecurities as much as raging jealousy, but yeah, pretty much.

Ye never sold out to crypto grifters.

I can’t fucking stand this guy’s perfect cheekbones, perfect jawline, perfect, hair, perfect eyes, and perfect EVERYTHING. I just want to punch all that perfect.

Well that’s lame. If I have to see ads, I might as well see ones for things I might actually be interested in.

Liberals: “They’re private companies, they don’t have to host content they disagree with.”

We now have indisputable confirmation that a media giant suppressed the truth because it could harm the democratic party, and Giz’s main commentary is “Who cares, the files are booo-ring.” I’m astounded at the vapidity. Fucking astounded.