LOL. Liberals and their Victim of the Year awards. It’s like that Simpsons episode about the boy who falls in a well. Homer: “He’s a hero!” Lisa: “How is he a hero?” Homer: “He fell in a well. It’s more than you did!”

Literally no one says slay but tweens. You’re embarrasing yourselves.

Fucking legendary. Please never stop.

Something that affects no one in any way whatsoever enrages liberals, who threaten violence, and instantly get their way. Yeah, seems about right. Hooray for democracy!

When they throw a couple awards at the Asian Buttplug Multiverse movie, everyone will be claiming they’re more relevant than the Oscars.

Just regular old gay? How quaint!

You can’t make someone sign an NDA. It’s an agreement (which is what the A stands for). They chose to sign.

Renner is now part of a very exclusive club of actors who have been run over by their own vehicles. In fact, there are only two members, and he’s the only one who survived.

If the parents would do it, the NYPD wouldn’t have to.

If there’s one thing Muslim men love, it’s abusing women.

Always nice to see an Islamic extremist get some comeuppance.

If it got a proper ending, it’s not like anyone would have been able to comprehend it anyway.

Someone should really explain to him that Lake Tahoe houses are summer homes, and there’s a reason most rich people don’t live in them year round. Just in case he didn’t learn that the hard way.

If California gave me property I had to pay $20,000 in taxes on every year, I’d sell that shit back to them for 20 million too.

If you’re not going to mention how this failing network fucked up and completely missed midnight on New Years Eve, I will:

It’s a good thing there’s never been infighting among democrats, or this would seem pretty stupid.

That ridiculous theory would have to apply to Moneypenny too, since she’s been played by like 100 actresses. Not sure why MI6 would need to give the secretary a code name too, but it wouldn’t make sense otherwise.

But everyone assured me we were getting a black, trans, autistic, quadriplegic Bond.

The future of this site seems promising.