I've pondered it. You're a party loyalist, who's pretending to be reasonable.

Again, evasivesness.

Your evasivesness indicate you're an idiot.

When or where have I ever expressed my support for Bernie?

If history taught us one thing, always bet that a politician is saying the truth.

“The revolving door — the pattern of people going from industry to agency, back to industry — that will be closed in the Obama White House.” — Obama, in Iowa in December 2007

Think about that when you go to the polls this November.

Man, Disqus really ought to do something about these spam bots.

I imagine Kanye wouldn't be above going full whiteface.

American Clusterfuck Story

Hey Arnold, stop tossing that salad!

In an ideal world we'd get two Aaaahh! Real Monsters movie instead of that double abortion, The Smurfs.

His second career choice, after coal miner.

Well, I'm still not fucking the least bit interested.

Are you sure? Have you asked your mom?

And not even the common courtesy of a humblebrag.

**Beat @Pulp to a pulp**

That's not how you use steroids.

Dude, stop ruining my childhood!

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