Viewers will be baleen out of theaters.

He alway had this vision, but the writing CGI, just wasn't there yet.

More of, "women are meant to be nurturers. God said so."

Isn't that just a standard conservative talking point? We can't have women and gays in the military cause it would be "distracting".

Ask the Catholic Church.

Eh, that's just how they dressed back then.

Eh, I would have gone with the working title: The Magnificent Sausage Party.

Cast Matt Bomer, and have him be the dead guy? No thanks.

Antoine Fuqua or, How Long Can A Director Cash In On One Good Movie?

They're already guilty of releasing Pokémon upon the world. That's punishment enough.

God, or whatever supernatural being of your choice, apparently doesn't want me to see the movie. First, I took a personal half day off, only to find out it hasn't opened yet, and now I've been sick for the past few days.

Mulan.

Well, you know, blame the gays.

As a rampant libertarian I would disagree.

In order: Niantic, Nintendo and your local council.

Ah, but you don't make more money with every stupid things you spout.

Like, no.

Don't this just devalue society, and we all lose either way?

Damn you, you shitty asshole. You're putting me in awkward position here. I don't want to defend a Disney movie.

Two things?