What, this isn’t a face you can trust?

Yes to all of the above.

And have some asshole goose messing with your stuff all the time?

Anyone who wants to tell me that the sequels were worse than this flaming sack can exit

Seems like a good place to mention that he made an appearance on the latest Star Trek: Discovery episode too.

I mean, if you’re making the show in Ontario why not capitalise on it? Just bring on Atom Egoyan and Guy Maddin on for guest parts too. 

customers stuck in the store because they didn’t want to be seen leaving Fantasy Island,

So, they can just turn Depp back into Farrell, and everything will be fine.

Credit where it’s due: It’s difficult to see, but he’s wearing one of those clear face shields. 

SNL has to do an Afterlife Celebrity Jeopardy sketch.

It’sh only natural that Sean Connery would drag his archnemesis to the afterlife.

That’s how I took it.

Frozen Embryo. 

Oh man do I agree, what a branding clusterfuck of XxXs.

Is that Hotep Finn in the picture?

/read as Goofy

Yeah, calling a woman a cunt is misogynistic, though. 

fast and sloppy