If you’re not paying for the service, then you are the product.

What is the ratio of Sweatcoins to Schrutebucks?

“I bet they’re not thinking of a housecat with horns and sin in its heart, though.”

I think you may be going to the wrong website for your needs.

Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride.

Yah, even when it’s warmer out, I still like to let my car idle down on it’s own before I go taking off.

Jason, you are an idiot, but we all thought that long before this article. Plus, you’re OUR idiot.

I don’t know if you’ve played it or not, though that’s literally the way the game begins! He actually starts to say “Have I told you the story about the elf named Li—” and his grandchildren interrupt him with “like a million times”.

And the story goes like this:

Lily: “Grandpa! Tell us a story!”

Oh, wow. I had no idea just how much of a Zelda clone this game is. Looks fun!

Hmm... very tempting. I have a 7 year old daughter who loves Zelda games and also happens to love the name Lily.

Your used Escalade does not make you look rich. Why?

Aint nothing free in this world but your mommas birth canal.

Speak for yourself...

All about doing math and knowing where your priorities lie, don’t go in because of some free TV, do your homework get a favorable deal before you consider the bonuses, and for the love of god... don’t mention the free TV first!
So we were upgrading wife’s CR-V to Ridgeline anyways and we got a get free iPad if you…

& Knuckles

I don’t know about you Martha Stewart buy when I buy a car, I expect basic shit like this to be done right.

I mean, yeah, it’s nice to be able to restore shit yourself, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that automakers made a truly terrible product.

As a clean-concerned person, I see this vinyl liner and I’m like, “damn, I could wipe that down and destroy ALL THE GERMS AND DIRTS.”