My honest advice? Get the fuck out of there now. If she's like that now, she won't change. In fact, she'll probably get worse. I've been married for 4 years to a nutcase like that; didn't read the warning signs, or that she'd change. Paying for it now, trust me.

@Komrade Kayce: How does someone like that get starred, that's my question? I remember the good old days, when a star actually meant something... :'(

You forgot to post the accompanying 32 second video compilation of him sniffing his fingers.

Pity the trophy got crushed immediately afterwards...

His house looked like shit...

Whoops, I beg your pardon. Not trying to step on anyone's toes, I assure you.

*Googles dendrophilia*

Sunny von Bülow: Coma to End All Comas

Anyone else think it looks like he's been hung from the neck (with a red noose) until dead??

Damn, I'd forgotten about the word 'micropenis', but your comment made me remember. Now it'll be stuck in my head all day again (the word, not an actual micropenis) like a bad fucking song. Thanks a bunch, titansfan!

Awesome reply, certainly helped rationalise it for me.

Can anyone explain why he owned up to this? No way in hell I'd be declaring it. How would the IRS have found out? (Irish citizen here, ignorant of US tax procedures)

"God, please be with Jordan. God, please be with Jordan."

@Steve_U: The Special One

@Steve_U: The Special One

Kick off isn't for another 50 minutes folks, so don't panic.

But, it seems as if fined-and-ejected tosser Tommy B. remains the talk of his town."

@Desi_Relaford: www.myp2p.eu is your friend...

Yep, no excuses. Too much time spent on Deadspin, Eventhubs, the fucking Xbox Suspension appeal forum, anything but doing what I should have been doing. Fucking idiot.

I can see why you'd say that, but it's not true. More than anything, I think I need to be told I'd be a turd to do it. The penalty if I am caught is so severe that I have serious doubts anyway, regardless of the moral implications. The universal condemnation that I have received so far has definitely helped!