@Steve_U: Are you from the UK? You seem to understand football, but also get all the American in-jokes.

@Cyrus_the_virus: Try this website: [www.myp2p.eu]

Jason Day's pre-tournament ritual of kicking a man comatose, while effective, may finally have caught up with him.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Come on, let's not be too harsh on him - it's not like he's a pilafile.

@Bellwether Johnson: Excellent!

@Disco Choo: You're a bad, bad man. +1

@willmmmm: Have you tried the stream on CBS' website?

Am I allowed to post a link to a great stream of this event? Veetle is required, incidentally.

@Bevraj of Choice: Fantastic.

Word of advice (actually, several words): Do NOT do a Google image search for 'Curly haired white guy Bulls'.

"Ballislife"

@Gamboa Constrictor: My name is Martin, but I prefer to be called Marty. Some people call me Mart. This irritates me.

@Jobu81: But his eyes are like pissholes in snow...

@KingKellogg the Waffle Haggler: I'm with you. I hate this, would much rather have a spreadsheet.

@Bevraj of Choice: +1 auld slapper

@Cyrus_the_virus: My favourite Oasis song.

This abomination was supposed to be on display at Harrods before al Fayed sold the store. So, naturally, he decided to put it outside the stadium of the football club he owns. Reminds me of the scattering of the ashes scene in The Big Lebowski.

This article has generated one of the more bizarre automated Google ads I have seen:

Originally he wanted seats and they tried buttering him, but he kept scoffing the butter. It's not has fault it's so delicious!

Chris Tucker, I love that guy!