@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: I was expecting the punchline to include 'Big Ben' shenanigans, but this will suffice.

@WashingtonForeskins: Abella Anderson. I'd stick my johnson in, skeet after 2 seconds, then load up Super Street Fighter IV to work on improving with Cody.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: Wow, I thought the last few seasons were very boring. I loved Season 1, and Season 2 grew on me as it went on. For my money Oz is a far superior show. That said, I've just started season 6 and there is a big decline in quality thus far.

@DrowningInMercy: Ahh, I was looking for the UK-style spine (white with plain black text, like your FFXIII).

@DrowningInMercy: No Super Street Fighter IV? Booooooo!

@Bevraj of Choice: Ha, 'sweet tits'!

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: +1

@I Like Cheap Beer: Still friends?

@CharmeleonWithAttitude: If Wright-Phillips ever plays he could be useful, and there are few better crossers of the ball than James Milner.

I can't stop laughing at this. The most genuinely 'LOL' thing I've seen in a long time. Look at his mouth!

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Agreed. His team mates made it easy for him. That said, with the players Man City have he should (in theory) have even more opportunities.

@UweBollocks: Much appreciated.

@Phintastic: Don't they have to prove what speed you were driving? They do in the UK.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: FAVRE: PHALLIC FROLICS A FALLACY

@WashingtonForeskins: Never seen a micro-penis (look it up!)?

@Always Winning: +1 leper

@I Like Cheap Beer: This post spurred me too look for pictures of the actress (Lana Wood) naked. Her nipples are too big. I am disappointed.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: +1

@All Over But The Sharting: Terrific. Needs more +1s.