@scoop.and.slam: You beat off to her too?

@Peter Nincompoop: Excellent

@JohnKruksLastNut: Oh dear...

@Stanfield's Muscle: Very good indeed

@Jefferson Short Bus: Stop whining!

@scrapking: What have you thought about color and tires?

@Steve U: +1

@Hatey McLife: Hatey, please, the prefered nomenclature is micro-penis.

Did this photo require the transfer of scuzz monies?

Good stuff. Dude definitely has a sense of humour. What does it says for gamer's impressions of other gamers that anyone who is nerdy enough to frequent Kotaku could actually think this was serious?

@Phintastic: Now, listen to me, you little bitch. I want some real simple answers. You understand? Let me get this right. You bought the dong shots at 11 o'clock, right?

Once bitten, twice shy. I'll be enjoying New Vegas this time next year I guess!

Initially I didn't have a clue what happened. Once I unmuted (is that a word?) my computer and heard the very helpful video commentary everything fell into place. Literally.

@Phintastic: Who is this Wendy y'all keep talking about?

@Gottliebs Cards: Excellent. Somebody star this man!

@ClintonPortishead: YES! I hate that film.

I'm surprised Lance Armstrong consented to having his sphincter violated in this fashion.

@Tommy Craggs: "I have a much uglier word for it... MISAPPROPRIATION"

@Kid Canada: Neither - I think it's one of those weird Jewish hats!