@Amazing_Spiderham: I recommend you read some of the LRRP accounts of Vietnam, particularly Gary L. Linderer's "Eyes Behind The Lines" and "Eyes of The Eagle".

Graphics definitely look more HD than Halo 3 (last one I played). Looks fun, though I don't think I'll be buying any other games for about 2 years as SSFIV launches today in the UK :)

@LOL it's Bert: Little late to the party there Bert.

3:16. Sacrilegious.

@LOL it's Bert: Also acceptable: "You think the closet shitters did this?"

"Najeh Davenport's Laundry Basket Surprise"

@MichaelPalin: That he left?

@tem1985: You sit at the dining table? But how do you hold the controller? Over or under the table??

@Deanb: Not being funny, but why two screens? One for PC gaming, one for browsing?

@roll41: Anyone from Liverpool would suffice.

@GangztaX: While your comment is very eloquent and persuasive, it is incredibly obvious that ShaggE's comment was in jest.

@PhattyMikey: Thanks. No way I'd have paid $48 anyway, so not to worry.

@President Camacho: lol, 'pudding'

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Wait, Stu Scott used to be white??

@StevePhillipsBeerGoggles: I disagree with MKM; this was a grayt comment.

Oh shit, check out the Shadaloo cap in the middle photo! It's one of the amusingly shapeless baseball caps that old men often wear (except the old man hats usually have a Pepsi-cola or John Deere logo). I want one!

@PS1: No problem. It was included in the email I sent to Owen, but for some reason wasn't in the article.

@Tyson's impetuous style: There's an impostor a few posts above yours who stole your profile pic! What are you gonna do about it??

Considering the Polish word for a Polish man is 'Polak', this is not offensive.

One more absolute corker: