I’ll buy this game if they have Danhausen coming to the ring in a blimp

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

Yeah and not just the first one, but the response to the second one, which is this is the direct sequel of, was pretty brutal. One might jump to the conclusion that might have a bigger impact than what JK Rowling thinks about transpeople, but then again that doesn’t give that same room for feeling good about moral…

I love how people are painting this as a result of JK Rowling’s rants and the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard fight when even the first one, done before all of this became high-profile talking points, was largely met with a resounding “Eh, it exists, I guess” reaction.

I know a lot of people are going to take issue with the auto-to-manual swap, but please stop before you do.

Sean is just the new Peter Molyneux. If everyone just remembers that and acts accordingly, he will provide decades of entertainment with his antics. I mean, if people are still going to fall for over promises in a post Cyberpunk era, they deserve to have their money fleeced from them. 

What’s the over/under on the amount of “a litlle more juice for added range” jokes? :)

It’s an Aston Martin. Why didn’t the driver just activate the oil slick and rear flamethrowers to leave a ribbon of fire in it’s wake?

They should just use an F1 car from a few years ago and plaster a bunch of lights on it. Problem solved

I played it up until Dream Drop Distance, when it became clear to me that Nomura had no intention whatsoever of wrapping up anything in any meaningful way and would keep throwing whatever half-formed idea came into his head at it until someone at Disney told him, “Okay, that’s enough.”

Your favorite insufferable young-adult fiction protagonist is back to whine and r/im14andthisisdeep his way through another convoluted quest to save... something, and push back against the most powerful force of evil in the Disneyverse: puberty.

seriously, i wish i could just hide that shitheads face for life

easiest solution to trash talk: mute your damn mic. I get that trash talk can be a stress relief but forcing people on your team or in the match to hear your whiny man baby shit is awful.

motherfucker.. you can’t go anywhere without a fucking keemstar clip showing up?

Revive the game? It would be nice to have I guess but even as someone that actually really enjoyed the game (played before the recent patch even, there really is a good game under the mess), I feel fairly done. Maybe when/if significant DLC comes out, but not really the base game again.

I 100% get this sentiment.... But if EA did a THPS1+2 type of remake with SSX Tricky and/or 3, [insert JPG of Fry with a wad of cash]

Porsche did so “all right” with the old 911 that they were on the brink of bankruptcy in 1992. After learning manufacturing techniques from the Japanese, Porsche was able to turn things around and develop new models. The first new model was the Boxster, which was a sales success and helped save Porsche as an…

They painted over the grill area and turned the screen sideways.

Yes, really. Most wouldn’t be able to tell the difference with the exterior.

Not much of an investment if your return is a random trash car in a game you didn't ask for