I think it was Lawrence Sontag of Rooster Teeth who initially said this, but I think the best way to look at censorship in games is how and when a change was made. Having a buttslap in the game’s advertisement (and the game) makes it harder for the game to be taken seriously, the developers noticed that, and removed…

Because this is the right response.

“Nobody expects the Spanish in position!”

We designed, machined, and tested this all in-house with very few exceptions

DadJokes are BestJokes.

Might be unusable, might never be hooned. Nonetheless, gotta hand it to them—they got within 500hp of an insane goal and that motor is pretty damn remarkable. Batshit yes, bullshit no. Devel 1: Jalopnik 0 in this round.

So I guess the Devel...is really in the details.

Porunga would be more my jam.

I have never heard a stadium explode with joy as much as I did seeing Rene Higuita score the winning goal in the Copa Libertadores semifinal.

My favorite part is how casual he is strolling up to the ball, then—BAM!—goal.

Roger Ceni has a better Free kick percentage than Ronaldo and Messi. Shchuck it, Trebek!

I love this photo (via Getty) of Ceni sprinting back to goal in a match against Flamengo.

That’s pretty much what the original NSX was, so what are we complaining about ? It wasn’t as wild as the 348, nor as raw as the 911 Turbo, or even as ridiculously unreliable as the Lotus Esprit Turbo.

Nah. Too soon. I named her John Cena

Please tell me you didn’t name Aerith “Iwata”.

“I want rumbly V8 power but I want it in the most boring way possible.” -The owner of this car.

This is as much a Camry as I am.

THIS GAME IS FUCKING NUTS!!!!!