He’s going for a crotch grab!

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

“I didn’t even know he played for the Kings”. Whaaaaat. That’s like the only placed he really played, man.

Marino? Cool. Chris Harris? Awesome. Wait, is that Tiff Needell?

No elbow pass? Your clip is invalid. There is nothing “ultimate” without this.

“Travel”

Maybe he’s from Zimbabwe?

Did someone confuse the peso with the euro?

Lamborghini pays you to buy the car.

I'm sorry wut

Just so it’s clear, the Diablo SV was priced as the entry-level Diablo despite actually having MORE power than standard, because so much equipment was lost (and this was during the period where being RWD wasn’t what set the SV apart, as awd wasn’t standard yet)

The only thing I don’t like about this car is that I don’t own one.

There isn’t in the canon.

then went on to win the Superbowl.

Lamborghini has been like that since the Murcielago and Gallardo days.

Enough written about this shit.....

i’ll assume you don’t ride motorcycles.

I see you tried to start a “wear your jacket upside-down” fad.

The child doesn’t have enough leverage or strength to turn the bike... but then again people don’t know two wheeled physics. It’s counterintuitive.

It was 1976, I was 7 or 8 years old, and we used to ride around like that.