Quite a few games have opening messages like that, though not enough.

I don’t think I’ve ever thrown this around but:

It’s almost as if that’s what the article were about...

It took an entire TEAM to write that email.

Oh man...Italy is going to shit a brick....and then throw it through every spanish window they can find.

I hope whatever game it is, we play as a brown haired, scruffy and unkempt, gritty male protagonist who has issues of some kind. Not enough games with that archetype around these days.

Probably a curling game published by EA Sports. That would explain the arms

For some reason, my first thought was, “well, that makes sense, since CoD is really popular with a lot of younger gamers, who would have less and less to choose from on the older consoles.”

“according to The Secret Footballer, Cesc Fàbregas is leading a “mini-revolt” against Mourinho”

The rubberbanding (aka, “cheating”) happened to me in the beta every single race. I canceled my preorder after that. (Well, also because I didn’t like the live cutscenes, and there was really nothing that really made me get excited about the game.)

I dislike rubberband AI. I put in this work to get far ahead, and they suddenly burst speed like they poured adrenaline directly into the tank with no effect.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

No no no, his move is the headbutt.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

Franz Ferdinand has seen worse Black Hands.

- Me, when I saw that big wheel

I believe the correct response to Argentina, in this instance, is “Piss off.”

Didn’t they prove that the license plate was registered to the car well before Top Gear even got their hands on it?