just to remind you the world still sucks and people are horrible as a pallet cleanser here’s the lovely story of a manhattan aunt suing her 12-yr old nephew for breaking her wrist with a hug when he was 8-yrs old .. keeping it balanced, the gawker way

I thought he meant that it was time to put Ben in ...

It’s extremely mildly interesting.

They need the Master Chief, because I’m pretty sure this guy is Australian.

Looks more like a puma.

I wouldn’t admit to 700,000 counts of retail theft on kinja

You’re all chumps. I shoplifted my copy.

I find it funny when people crash into the AT-AT since it credits the AT-AT player with the kill.

First off, the beebs is not run by idiots. They had an employee, an admitted “moron”, assault another employee. I would have terminated him too.

I’m betting that there is one that didn’t...

Breakfast with Jennifer?

Dip Sticks?

So, what what will it be? Petrol Pricks? Burnout Bellends? We must know.

It’s not a Battlefield/Battlefront game if you don’t see players crashing flying vehicles into a single player.

Yes, each urinal cake features a picture of one.

Listen, it just gets worse. There’s also a Dodge Caravan hidden inside of every Routan ever shipped. Granted, that’s only, like, three vehicles, but it just keeps going downhill in Wolfsburg.

Holy shit, is this real?

Harrismonkey + Tiff = YESYESYESYESYES

Ugh ... I really hope you’re just being funny. If not, drop the elitist attitude.

Someone’s too cool for school.