Not gonna lie that last shot of his Joker was pretty damn cool.

This is assuming all manual drivers aren’t obnoxious asshats heel-and-toeing their way to the grocery store and bragging about it on the internet.

Give them a wide berth. Try to breathe deeply. Resist the urge to be vindictive. You can’t change patterned behavior from where you’re sitting. I mean, not legally at least.

Good Old JR. didn’t need no fucking notes.

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”

Is there no rule about the announcer stopping the match and calling for medical attention when the referee is knocked out?

Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

This sentence is an absolute Joke. It is basically terrorism what he did and he did it for the LOLS.... It should have been much much higher and not with an suspension.

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

He should enjoy it, it’s the only shot he’s going to take for the next four years.

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

Cool Party, Frieza!

annoying how fast the game tries to kill you as soon as you do anything...but it really seems like they’re trying to make the next minecraft, but in space. i guess you could call it...starcraft...

Well screw that, I’ll finish the game first then youtube it. I thought I only needed to save Catwoman, that’s kinda ridiculus. This make work stuff always annoyed me about the Arkham games.

What about owning a Super Cub? Do you still have to pay all that weird Japan car ownership fees? P.S. These are really awesome.

What part of our sandwich is worse: the TMZ or Page Six side?

To be fair, it’s not like you have posted anything positive about the Miami Dolphins on this site, ever. Suffice it to say, you have something in common with the other sports sites he mentioned, along with every site he didn’t mention.

good throw gets him.

It didn’t work, because the umpire got REALLY excited.