Fuck Portas indeed. Fuck Janelas too - I’ll get into my house however I want.

His rhythm. Damn. Brother just LIVES the beat.

“My favorite program, Uncle-Fill.”

“Holmes.”

I’m going to miss Alex after he’s forced to check in to a nursing home in Bel-Air.

Still has more street cred than Carlton.

Fusca is the Brazilian word for VW Beetle, and not the insect beetle. And yes, that’s what they were trying to do with the name, except here the way we pronounce Fusca is with an “oo” sound for the U so it doesn’t really sound luke Fuck.

Man, how do you find this shit? You’re like the Rain Man of finding weird cars. I hope you appreciate your gift/curse

I think, at this point, you should move to Brazil.

Her eyes are up here, Will Smith.

Let’s do this...

“I don’t have to suck the woman’s asshole 24/7 to be her friend”

I think almost everyone missed the point of the Veyron. It’s not about performance, it’s about bragging about how much money you spent. A dedicated race car will be better than the Veyron in every performance category and probably cost less but that’s not what the Veyron is about. It’s a car for non-car-people to dick…

Why? Because they CAN, and absolutely zero reason other than that.

The images on the right look really washed out. I like the tone more of the original, I guess.

Gronk only pawn in game of life.

Can someone give me 60k please. I need my neighbors to hate me even more...