The best thing about that drawing is that the factory error girl is still skinny and pretty with a thigh gap. Nerds girls are ok as long as they're still hot!

When I was in HS I got a stern talking to by my favorite English teacher who said I was wasting my intelligence with my dreams of being a fashion designer. The idea that fashion is a frivolous pursuit for idiots is so offensive. Its the only form of design that's treated as if it's for dummies.

This show's only on it's 4th season? I have zero concept of time apparently.

There's a circumcision joke here somewhere...

Naked Kitchen (what it would be called) is all fun and games until someone gets popped in the balls with hot grease. Bare Assed Baking would be fine, though.

To everyone complaining that too many white people like Lupita or that it's tokenism that she's reported on here:

Just watch Quinceañera. Covers the same ground but isn't CW schlocky.

I just ate two Popsicles for dinner. They had bits of real fruit in them, so that's a balanced meal as far as I'm concerned.

the aftertaste of effort- aka dishes, destroyed kitchen.

Dogs have a stronger sense of smell than humans. Perhaps the fire and burning wax held under it's nose made this a no go. I don't think dogs can really blow things out with their canine jaws.

The way the dog kept eye contact with the woman makes me think the dog was just not having any of it.

I thought the whole point of that show was that it's *not* abortion?

...aren't most faces asymmetrical?

When her managers realized no one was going to pay money to see her act but they might pay for the false hope of being like her.

Wait- so the whole thing is rich people who'd rather pour a bucket of ice water on their heads than give money to charity?

Not according to Jane "no new friends" Fonda.

I personally think he's hotter and he doesn't give off douche vibes, which is why I said she's a winner in my book.

I've never seen an episode of this show out of my respect for my crush on Jon Cryer as Duckie in Pretty in Pink. Why couldn't he Spader? Why can't we all just Spader?

Gay marriage- like marriage, but happy.

"A candle? I'm a fucking dog, you moron."