YOU BETTER BE FUCKING LYING.

you don't even have to buy a lens case. Putting them in any old container she had in her kitchen with a little contact solution would be better than what she did.

It's been established that Walken will work on whatever project he's offered, so any hopes should be tempered until after the next casting announcement. I do think he'll make a great hook though.

How the fuck were her lenses that comfortable? If I get hella lazy and sleep in mine, the next morning I'm super irritated.

Florence and the Machine has a song that I can only hear as "I'm living in a Sexy Oven!"

At what point do kids learn embarrassment? I feel like even at that age I'd be like no fucking way am I getting on a stage by myself.

Widowers can take vows.

My thoughts exactly. Calm down girl, you rose to fame in a burlesque act pop group.

I've read her blog before! She's really insightful, and spot on with a lot of topics.

Wow. That banana thing. WTF? It was like watching a bad SNL sketch, except it was real life. Any time I think people couldn't get more stupid, they surprise me.

This is the problem I'm having with people just deciding that fat figures were popular in this era. Soft bellies, especially on seated or reclined figures, does not mean fat. If you look at the whole figure of these women, they're soft, but they're slim, because the main difference is that women weren't expected to…

Actually further research has posited that that figure is a self portrait by a woman. It's supposedly carved from the perspective of a woman without a mirror who is looking down at her own body, which is pretty cool. People assume primitive artwork was made by men, but researchers have also posed the possibility that…

They average woman was not waifishly thin. You had to be naturally kind of sturdy and stocky to survive in the first place. There were a mix of all kinds of women in the lower class, but there's a reason why the stereotype of the farmer or fishmonger's wife isn't a waif. It wasn't until industrialization that the…

I think a Christian charity doing this stuff in their home nation is fine, but when it comes to nations abroad they should donate money, resources, and time to a secular organization, and if they really have to go for themselves, go with a secular organization. Religion, however subtle, is still a carrot on a stick.

Yes. The guards dealing with her were so professional and polite in trying to explain it to her and get her a new seat and let her ca the shots on how to proceed. I would've probably called her an idiot and she'd have had the show she wanted when she started recording.

It doesn't even have to be moshing- as the guard in the video says, when the headlining act comes on stage, the crowd pushes closer. Anyone who's been in the front of a show know the feeling of being squeezed onto the person in front or the guard rail. A baby doesn't need to be squeezed or jostled like that. Sometimes…

Anti-vaccination, but pro putting her kids smack dab in the middle of large crowds of people? God help us all, that is a bad combo.

Sometimes there's no law against doing something because it's so obviously stupid that no one thinks to make it illegal until some idiot tries it. And that idiot will inevitably say " there's no law against it!"

Yeah, your mom should feel just fine for not sponsoring that. The sponsoring thing is so weird btw. My friend knows I'm not into church stuff- she always invites me andI never go- but she asked and I couldn't be like " no because I think 100% of what you're doing is bullshit" because she's so earnest about it. I just…

Ok they are 100% fucking around there.