You just can't burn someone alive AND wear the corpse. You've got to choose one.

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For the same reason that animals the fur comes from don't have the fur on the inside.

I find the idea of what owning fur means to be kind of hilarious. So many assumptions! I work at a fur company now, which is not something I really imagined myself doing. I'm not find of fur, although I can appreciate a good piece when I see one. Our clientele is mostly very, very rich, very bored socialites.

it's never ok to put your child down. Insulting your own child is terrible.

Hey, now. That's ableist language!

Wow. The beygency deleted my comment about how beyonce often tries to match her skin tone, while all these pics show hose that are clearly darker on the legs, even Katy Perry's.

But they do! They all do! This dress is on professional clothes wearers and semi pro clothes wearers. They're all slim and mostly statuesque. It's not an inherently unflattering neckline. It's the most basic.

It's a crew neck. How is that deeply unflattering?

First off, you can't true or false that. They're clearly wearing darker hose, while beyonce more often than not tries to match her skin.

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It's very Barbarella.

But none of those hose match the skin. They made a choice to go darker, while Bey is choosing to go all "illusion netting" with her legs. The hose looks much better when it's that obvious.

I get you. Back in middle and high school, my best friend was super thin. I developed early and had full cups and a big round butt. We both wanted the others figure. I imagined being a skinny clothes horse with a pixie cut and slim legs. She wanted to be popular with the guys with a hourglass figure and thick thighs.…

People love Pride & Prejudice for exactly that reason. I'll admit that that's basically my favorite genre of romance, and my favorite book, tv, and film couples have that whole dislike turns to love plot line. Don't know what it is about it, but I eat that shut up.

This is some next level Taylor Swifting. At least she tries to be coy with her dirty laundry songs.

With everything you said, plus it being Indiana, all I can think of is the Pawnee Goddesses:

Cold Beer and Titties? I think I know who organized the Texas boys leadership conference:

Yup. They would talk at the same time and give matching answers, but finishing sentences not so much.

Older women get plastic surgery to delay aging, and the result is that plastic surgery stops making people look younger because our brains adjust to having that be a "new" 40 or 50. And because of that, young people with noticeable surgeries just look like they're a 50 year old real housewife v