The guy who plays Happy is a Hell's Angel IRL.

Cue all the model scouts leaving Eastern European middle schools and flocking to courts, prisons and the hood.

You are oddly obsessed with the fact that I couldn't go to sleepovers. I NEVER said it was the standard, but at the same time, it's not crazy for a parent to not let their kid stay over at a strangers home. I don't appreciate you calling my mother crazy, which you've done twice before I deleted your comments. I live…

I think it's prettier than boring old Amanda. Names change.

Thank you. I don't see why the idea of not letting your kid stay overnight with people you don't know enough to trust is that crazy. I understood the concept at age 7. I didn't LIKE it, but I could understand it.

Basicay what DeebaCee said. If the dad was there I couldn't go, it wasn't like my mom made them leave. Although my mom played by her own rules- my sister got to have a sleepover once, but my dad couldn't be there. Not that he wanted to be in a house full of 11 and 12 year old girls anyway. It was just girls.

Wait- how can they ask for the money back? You get paid for your work whether they use the ad or not. Not cool Apple.

No, she was just extremely #yesallwomen before #yesallwomen was even a thing, because of her job.

My parents are great, I just had the double whammy of growing up in a bad area (90s Detroit= danger everywhere to my parents) AND having a mom who was involved in criminal corrections, and so she always had some new heinous crime we could all possibly be the victims of. She's a worrier, still is, but she did keep us…

Woah, I never said they were. I wrote my first comment before Mark edited the post to say why she over there, and my second comment was just a joke about my mom feeling vindicated about her helicopter parenting. You're reading way into nothing.

Basically yeah. The only people who I ever had sleepovers with as a kid were my cousins.

Oh I didn't get to go to sleepovers. My parents had a lot of rules about socializing that pretty much meant that I hung out with my sister and read a lot of Y/A novels about nerdy girls who eventually got boyfriends.

Or the entire lyrics to Hall and Oates' "Rich Girl" around it

Jeez. My parents would never let me stay at a friend's house if they didn't know the parents when I was a kid, and never if their dad was home. My mom probably feels very vindicated that a sex offender gave a preteen a bitch tattoo.

Wait- why were they hosting her in the first place? Are they related?

Hey, that underlying bone structure has a little something to do with it...

But the real question is who's playing the Max, who's playing Tori Spelling as Screech's girlfriend, and will they include the scandalous inter species romance between Screech's robot and Slater's lizard Artie?

So call you every Saturday afternoon?

Lark is #1, though. Jesse and him will always be second, because I love the rapping Snow White episode. He and Kelly were boring, he and Tori I can't even care about. I'd put Stacy Carosi third, and fourth would be him and the homeless girl from the Christmas episode, because 90s life lessons.

Screech ruined Lisa's fashion show AND their on screen romance.