Maybe she was just trapped in a box?

Fact- nude illusion dresses makes everyone look like sad figure skaters.

Audra McDonald looks nothing like Billie Holliday in the face ( I couldn't speak on Billie's coloring, although Audra isn't light), but she beats Lady Sings the Blues Diana Ross. Plus she can sing.

What's the name of the movie, and who's starring? I want to see how your assessment of the casting stacks up on the Terrence Howard as Nelson Mandela scale of WTF.

You'd be surprised how many companies will name a color "flesh". Skin is one thing, but flesh gets a little weird. Bridal flesh sounds like something a witch would need to complete a love potion or an ever lasting beauty tonic.

Skin showing makes me think she has a collection of skin that she shows to people like other people show stamp collections.

The hilarious thing about "flesh toned" markers is that they're never the right color. The ones they single out as "flesh" or "skin" (I.e white skin) are always pink or orange! Why even bother singling one color out as what color skin is, when it's just going to be wrong anyway? Everyone ends up blending rather than…

I get pissed when markers are named in such ways. Maybe it's because as an art student I've contemplated different marker brands waaaaay too hard, but there's one marker brand that has a color called "bridal flesh" that's a pale pinkish skin tone, and another one that has a pale skin tone called "baby skin". Meanwhile…

People can have cross racial doppelgängers. I find it far more likely that you bear a passing similarity to Britney than Kiera does. I knew a black girl in my hometown who looked like Emma Watson's twin.

The WB/UPN into CW merger is how I first learned about gentrification.

Band aids, says this clumsy kid.

No. Nope. If I ever have to call 911 I need to believe everybody will come. Cops, EMS, firefighters, Oprah, and my mama. No to this. Take it back.

Eh- sagging pants are not only a safety hazard (have you seen a guy trying to walk or run while wearing sagging pants? It's comedic at best) but also unfortunate when a guy sags so low that you can see his underwear, and then you have to sit in that seat after him.

My 62 year old mama shops there. She only buys jewelry because she likes picking up cheap trendy pieces to refresh her wardrobe, but she could totally buy some of their blouses if she wanted to. They have a range of clothing. Not everything is booty shorts and backless tank tops that say TWERK.

Pedobear in a white suit.

Really? I'd think you'd have to be pretty nuts.

You know how sometimes it's sexier to see someone half dressed than it is to se them completely naked? This is not that.

I hated Lizzie MaGuire with a passion. How is that show in any way relatable? Clearly it was just a fantasy where IRL losers could project themselves onto tv cool loser Lizzie, while in real life there was no way that Lizzie, in all her rhinestoned jeans, limited too wardrobe glory would be less popular than the girl…

Do I sense hating on Adventure Time and the Regular Show? Do I need to remind someone that this channel once also had Two Stupid Dogs, Cow & Chicken, Sheep in the Big City, and I Are Baboon? The quality in Cartoon Network programming has only gone up!

Does no one remember Carmen? It was delightfully awful.