I thought both were supposed to be Italian. People get Morello confused for Hispanic a lot as well.

I think that those blind items are referring to kris Jennie's younger daughter starting to model at 18, with her first runway show being a boob baring outfit. Kris Jenner is definitely the type.

To be fair, Cindy's backstory shows that she was always an asshole abusing her power when she had it, so her attitude as a dealer was a return to form. Taystee wasn't an asshole, she just clung to her old maternal figure rather than her better new friend, and Crazy eyes just needed to belong.

That guy also doesn't look a thing like Paul walker!

It's a beauty pageant. They all look like the ideal, but they're all just as discernible as white miss America contestants. The only difference is that they don't have different hair colors.

For the love of 5th grade English:

No one could reach the only phone around. That was the whole problem.

That must be king Solomon's new maternity test, because upon reflection, I'd be like "Fuck that baby, I'll have a new one".

Don't you understand? If that bland white girl runs away with that bland white guy, mummy and daddy will be shamed in front of all of their friends at the country club!! THEY JUST CANT BE TOGETHER.

I dropped my phone onto the NYC subway tracks once. I had the MTA workers retrieve it for me, and the train never ran over it, but it was still covered in subway gunk. Forever unclean. This is, after all, something you hold up to your face.

But if you shit over an open pit, maybe you don't use your phone while you poop? Maybe checking instagram while you poop is a privilege reserved for those with toilets? It's just not worth it.

Damn it that headline made me laugh. And then I read the article and I got sad for laughing. And then I read the headline again and I fucking laughed. Again.

A 14 year old should not have to read about the status of their genitals on the Internet. Freshman year of high school is hard enough.

That was the oddest. Just because more people are comfortable expressing something doesn't mean it hasn't always been happening. Being transgender isn't a trend, society not immediately breaking out the torches and pitchforks and at least pretending to be tolerant is the new thing. Visibility and awareness is the new…

Ugh. That's terrifying. My grandmother had Alzheimer's, and she pretty much went from being a person with hobbies and interests to a shadow of a person. She'd sit and have old conversations with people who were long gone and and not recognize us, or think we were someone else or not act like anyone else was in the…

I have a long standing unquestionable hatred of Cyclops that even James Marsden's cheekbones can not distract me from. Cyclops is the actual worst.

Wrong! Dementia times 4. Everybody gets dementia this time.

The first movie I ever lost my shit to was The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. I'm not allowed to live it down, but Bailey made me do sad.

Exactly! He's so cute! The only time he was ever not cute was in X-men because fuck Cyclops, but I think Jean Grey went back and forth between cyclops and wolverine in all 3 movies. I'd choose him over Gosling. And over Dempsey too, although that totally was not the point of enchanted.

If that's all I got from a rom com that apparently made people cry with it's poignancy, I'm probably going to hell faster.