Maybe she IS Andy Kaufman.

I found this so wonderfully, ridiculously inspiring and I'm sitting here crying and I think I need to find some pole dancing classes asap.

Yeah, fuck 2014. My husband got drunk, beat me up in front of our youngest child, has been in jail since and I'm having to figure out how to start over now that everything is broken. I need a new year.

I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

Oh God that marriage one pulls at the heartstrings! Kids can be such unbearably sweet little monsters.

Grimes is delightful. I'm forever grateful to the friend that got me into her.

#WhyIStayed was huge part of what finally gave me the courage to leave. That was an incredibly powerful movement that I'm grateful for from this shitstorm of a year.

He's such a delightful human being.

That's terrifying. I want one.

I came across that poem a few years ago and have aspired to become that ever since.

This is a perfect response. Bravo.

Please give us literary shade.

You're right and it won't let me edit for some reason. I don't always catch mistakes on my phone. Ugh.

Rape culture isn't real?

That could be brilliantly terrifying book.

probably.

For a minute I thought the one on the right was wearing a Mario hat and got really interested.

They're gorgeous babies♡

I'm literally in the middle of this conversation with my best friend right now.

FUCK. EVERYTHING.