This is the greatest line I've read all day.

You purple who make sure this gets posted are goddamn heroes.

I'M TOTALLY ON BOARD WITH THIS.

Sometimes it's ok to laugh at your own joke, but this would have been much better served by deadpanning it.

these cats+Slayer stories are making my day.

I will always, always love that book.

I want a Petunia while Lily is at school story. I've always wanted more insight into their relationship.

I'm pretty sure that means exactly what you think it means, and it's absolutely disgusting.

That's actually wonderful. I had to give away my rat when left my abuser, but I at least knew she had somewhere safe to go. I would have been distraught otherwise. Way to look after innocents MN!

People who post this information are literally lifesavers. Thank you.

I think your math is a little off there ;)

I would watch her forever.

So maybe don't eat the free bread on the table?

I like this bread story trend. I feel like these could all be characters in a short story I might be currently writing in my head.

I'm so glad Prim is the devil again. I don't know why I find that touch so hilarious, but I die every time.

I have pretty bad seasonal allergies and mine is pierced. You get used to it quickly.

I'm gone. He put me in the hospital, I left.

After months/possibly year(s) of raping me, pressuring me, ruining me, my husband suggested an open relationship. Once someone made sex good for me again, he used it to call me a whore and make me feel awful at every opportunity. I thought it was my fault for daring to enjoy something that was his idea in the first…

Pads require you to sit in blood, which can be unpleasant. Tampons come with the risk of TSS, dry you out, create tiny lacerations in the vagina, etc. The cup is the cleanest and most pleasant product I've used.

I just don't get it. Why?