But he lacks discipline like John Wall

People aren’t upset they’re just fighting satire with satire. 

sometimes less is more

Eh I’ll let this one slide 

Thanks for clarifying what you meant there bud

That smirk.

“Wow”

Mad oak is dope

Huh....Monta Ellis hasn’t played since 2017...

how the hell do you come up with this shit

By the way, the best player the Lakers drafted over the last five years? Dell Demps signed him.

Are we conveniently forgetting how much of an asshole Machado is and how that’s probably why he’s not as marketable?

“Do you not watch football?”

During the season. 

“Marquis Teague & Cash Considerations”

HOTTAEK ALERT: Clippers will be better this year without Chris Paul

Hate to be nitpicky but I could’ve sworn Cousins wanted to stay in Sac?

Nah he’s just your average Deadspin reader, an irritable dad with a law degree.

That sounds like a description of the US if Trump wins a second term.