The equipment staffer wasn’t going to let it happen a second time and things turned ugly.

The NFL is rigged.

Popovich: Were you rushing or were you dragging? If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig. Oh my dear God - are you one of those single tear people? You are a worthless pansy-ass who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drumset like a nine year old girl!

Billy Beane then traded her to Detroit for a pitching machine and 600 water coolers.

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Jim Tomisula: *Presses play, small tear forms in eye, slowly runs down cheek”

“LOOK WHAT YOU DID YA LITTLE JERK”

As a Warriors fan I have always been aware of the strength of the Spurs and how there is always a decent chance for them to knock my team out of the playoffs.

It’s not a slap in anbody’s face but you’re really stepping on his toes here Rex.

one overturned sandwich cart*

They missed the comeback but to make up for it he came on her back

“The thumps on the grass remind you that a man that size should not move that easily.”

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It’s not impossible

Unrelated: I was at Outside Lands and my buddy and I were walking through the crowd and my buddy almost stepped on a baby. The parents had laid down a leopard printed picnic blanket in a crowded area and their newborn was wearing a leopard printed onsie.

Or Cowboys